if you happen to follow me on instagram (which i highly recommend that you do), you know that i scored some sweet ass pillows yesterday starring JayZ and Beyonce’s faces. i couldn’t be happier. i am a huge fan of the Carters. i can say that with true confidence because i have seen them in concert (from way up high in the scary nose bleed section, but we were indeed in the same football stadium), which as you all know makes my fandom more real than yours who have not spent good money to see them IRL. all that to say, i cried when Bey sang to sweet Blue Ivy on stage at the VMAs and shook my fist at all the haters who are spreading the ugly rumors of a split in the power couple’s marriage.
and now all my dreams are coming true: i get to sleep with JayZ and Beyonce every night. #xo